Agriturismo Monferrato nel cuore

Hi Alessandra, maybe I'm not surprised to read your negative reviews wherever you can write them... As I have already had the opportunity to reply elsewhere, you can not please everyone, but let's go with order.
I hosted you as a group, a group of 7 girls who wanted to party. And you celebrated for two days!
The registration of the guests takes place, and for your group I had a reference name that I can use for any need, respecting the privacy regulations. We don't wear the mask (like you do!!!) because we have 70,000 square meters of space at our disposal and we can maintain safety distances without problems. We respect those who do not like physical contact, in fact someone in your group asked not to be greeted "touching" and so it was.
I don't think that cleanliness leaves anything to be desired: it is a structure immersed in greenery, with open spaces not only in contact with nature, but literally immersed in nature. Insects, spiders, spiders, pine needles, dust, ...: even cleaning continuously, are elements that are always found. If guests and children enter the rooms with wet feet and wet costumes and leave their footprints on the floor... well, it's a pleasure for us! Often the children (or the guests) have fun without paying too much attention to the "damage": on the other hand, you too have celebrated and broken something, but it was absolutely no problem! Maybe we are used to the perfection of shopping malls, the green of golf courses and the perfect apples of supermarket counters: all this does not exist spontaneously in nature, and the choice to take refuge in less fake places, which do not use selective herbicides, which do not spray DDT everywhere, should be a conscious choice. I think there are thousands of facilities more suited to your needs, and I'm sorry you came here instead of finding something more appropriate to your life-style. You see, there are plenty of towels and toilet paper and you don't need to ask for them all the time: we even provide the laundry room where we keep an endless supply of toilet paper, so that guests can take it without feeling embarrassed to ask for it: but maybe some steps and the hospitality we have here wasn't congenial, because you preferred to clog the toilet with paper handkerchiefs and at 4 a.m. an intervention was necessary: good thing we don't have the keys, otherwise it would have been more difficult to intervene!
The part that I understand the least is the lack of attention for the guest: we pamper everyone and try to make everyone feel at home (okay, your house is definitely cleaner ...), but it should be clarified that we are not a big hotel with room service and conciergerie ... and then I do not know if in every structure where you go find the manager willing to go to get pizzas (free) at the pizzeria that does not do home service: it is not significant of the attention we give to guests?
The lock: we do not use locks, in any room. Despite this we host families with small children, ladies and girls who come alone to spend a few days of relaxation. Everyone approves and welcomes this mode, made safe by the configuration of the spaces themselves and the continuous presence of guests and staff able to "guard" the areas. Even without a lock your most precious possessions have been safe without you realizing it: even your (or your) virtue has never been in danger: maniacs are kept away... ??
I'm sorry you found the pool neglected: it's our pride and 99.9% of guests appreciate it. Some appreciate it so much that they take pictures of themselves in the pool... ah, no, sorry, that was you! ??
I also understand little the 4su10 that elsewhere you attributed to the restaurant: consider that we do not feed!!!
In short, I'm sorry that you didn't get along well and I will try to be more attentive to the guests, all of them, even those who arrive in groups and (apparently wrongly) I think they prefer the attention of their friends rather than those who work in the structure. I will treasure your criticism and I will work to improve every aspect you have highlighted, although I believe I will never put locks and concierge service, they do not belong to me. In the same way, maybe you could select more carefully the places to spend your mini-holidays: I'm sure that the photos, the comments and the inevitable phone calls and contacts before booking make the spirit of the place clearer.
Finally a prayer: here at my place you pay at check out. That is, you pay when you leave. It is so because if something doesn't like it, if something doesn't work, if something hasn't gone according to expectations, there is always the last lifebelt of "don't pay", to ask for a discount, to talk about what happened. I put (and we all put here) the human relationship of business first. I'm not interested in doing business, not like a hotel or a golf club. I'm interested in people being serene, having a good time at home. I'm interested that there is a return to the human relationship, to dialogue. It is therefore a defeat for me to see my guests prefer to take refuge behind a distant negative review instead of expressing "vis à vis" difficulties that emerged during their stay. I am there, I am always there for my guests (guests, not clients!) and I will work to achieve excellence even for groups like yours. But we won't necessarily have to test our compatibility in the future: I'm sure there are facilities much closer to your needs...
A sincere embrace
David
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Thank you for your compliments Marisol!
(And thank you for not writing that the shower was momentarily blocked while you were taking the shower!)
I'm glad you had fun... and I had fun too: I reached my goal of hearing you scream during the lap on the quad! :-)
I hope to see you soon: we still have to take the tour on the historic bus in search of the best wineries and... and still have not found the magic masks!
See you soon
David
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Thanks Miriam! You have been 'special' too, and I sincerely hope to see you again soon! David
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Thank you Fabienne!
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Urca Stefano! You make me really move and almost almost convinced me to take a holiday at my house! ;-) Thanks for the kind words and the secret that children have fun here is 'simply because' the brats amuse me a mess and ... and I was a child too, even if with white hair! Thanks again Davide
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Thanks Tania! It's always nice to receive kind words ... At this point I can only offer you a beer by the pool at the first opportunity: when you come back to see me? : - * Davide
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Hello Lorenzo, this time you relaxed, the next I take you canoeing on the Po or take a ride with the quad, so 'we also move a bit' of adrenaline! David
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Hi Matteo, thanks for the review! I am convinced that this place is welcoming and special because we are lucky to have exceptional guests that make every stay unique! Come back to visit us, we are halfway between Turin and Milan and if it were to serve we can pick you up at the Chivasso train station with our new super 7-seater bus from 1970, so you do not even have to worry about getting the car ! See you soon! David
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